Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Forever Umber

Forever Umber

Artist: Unknown, Oil on Canvas, 18X24

We see here, the prolific artist Unknown's attempt to address a pensive nude form...almost masculine in its shape, feminine in its hair style, and placed the figurine knee deep in a Freudian metaphore of umber paint laid thick, smattered and puckered, which lifts from the canvas to us as if to say "we are all mired in our own excretment, no?.  No, indeed.

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  1. oof.

    My confirmation word was "ingdump" which is weird because I thought she looked like a "Helga" or "Inga"...

  2. You are one hell of a curator! Thanks for the visuals.


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